"It has been the political career of this man to begin with hypocrisy, proceed with arrogance, and finish with contempt" ~Thomas Paine
Once upon a time, in the Hypocritcal land of King Armandt, a
questioning Queen came for a visit; and because she didn't kiss his
combat booted feet and camouflaged arse in the proper order, and
agree with his choice of woolen blinders, (by brazenly voicing a
general warning about the company he keeps at the
altar of his idols...)
The self proclaimed King of (now obvious) Selective Free Speech,
dideth promptly and most pompishly stomp on the now shunned
and questioning Queen in double time order.
This then, is how it happened...
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that looks like an abnormal EKG...
i wonder why george dubya didn't think to inform us of the 338 tons
of unguarded and now, missing explosives....
Comment from floralilia - 10/25/04 10:04 AM
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Flo,
I'm not an Administration spokesman, but I'll take a shot at
your question...
Beside the fact that it wouldn't be the President's job to notify us of that
kind of thing, perhaps the SECDEF or an appointed spokesperson
should be the one doing the informing of that level of information.
Presidents have more important things to tend to than "play-by-play."
Being as they claim they were notified only in the past month, my
immediate reaction is they didn't announce the information sooner
since they were likely in the throws of an investigation. Why would
they tip their hat to inform potential bandits that they were coming
under the microscope?
I'm sure the administration would have liked more time to investigate.
(I'm sure they would too - to cover their arse....hey! anyone notice how
many times I've used the word "arse" lately?...)
Certainly, noone expects that any administration has 100%
knowledge of everything going on throughout the battlefield.
It's unfathomable.
And why would anyone tell anybody they've left anything of value
to the enemy - unguarded? The site wasn't even a high priority on
the Mission Essential Vulnerable Area list. (niiice..) Not knowing
the full story, I have to think that the military was tending to higher-risk
areas elsewhere. (of course!)
I know. If we had more people there, this probably wouldn't
have happened
If the Dems (primarily) hadn't slashed the size of the military,
we'd have more people we could put there.
That damned cause and effect comes back to bite every time.
(why yes, yes it does...)
Comment from armandt - 10/25/04 10:34 AM
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uh-huh. go ahead, blame the democrats - that's way easier than
holding good ol george to accountability...
i don't know why i was thinking "the buck stops here." silly me.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/v-pfriendly/story/
126699p-113448c.html
ah well, it doesn't matter - it's just considered high explosives
under the bridge, another day of easy pickins for
the insurgents - c'est la vie, lah de dah..
- it just goes to show, once again, that they were
not as prepared for this war as he and dick hitler
wanted us to believe. (gasp!)
Comment from floralilia - 10/25/04 4:10 PM
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(stomp)
Flo -
For one, it's not even known if the explosives weren't
moved before the war even started. Jumping to
conclusions after believing the first thing you hear is
selective ignorance at best. (ya think?)
For another, "Dick Hitler?" You're comparing Cheney to Hitler?!
That reflects on YOU, not on the Vice-President.
You've got the right to say what you want, but to be that
irresponsible and wreckless with your Freedom - that'snot
the Freedom I fight for. That's the kind of wrecklessness
I fight against. (?)
Game on.
Comment from armandt - 10/25/04 4:19 PM
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I love it when people jump to conclusions and step on their...
well, on their vulva. (whatever that means...)
NBC News now reports that the "now" missing 380 tons of
explosives at al-Qaqaa were ALREADY missing on April 10,
2003 when US forces arrived (with an embedded NBC news
crew) to secure the facility - only ONE day after the liberation of Iraq.
One day? That sounds pretty efficient to me.
If NBC is correct, and if we should have secured those weapons
sooner than one day after Iraq was liberated, then wouldn't
we have had to invade Iraq sooner? Is that what Kerry
and his lemmings are now telling us? That we went in too soon,
but we didn't go in soon enough?
Am I the one living in an alternate universe here?!
(well...)
Comment from armandt - 10/25/04 10:33 PM
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and the key words would be...that's right...
"if" nbc is correct...
Comment from floralilia - 10/26/04 12:00 AM
and the grande finale: (justifying my demise to another journaller)
Tara,
You're comparing apples and oranges.
No. I don't support "any" Free Speech. (yes. i see that now)
It's not a free for all. With all of our Rights come very real
Responsibilities. (yes dad.) There are laws against using one's
Free Speech to yell fire in a crowded theater and against other
forms of un-necessarily inciting mass hysteria.
(mass hysteria? rolling my eyes)
If you scan through the comments, you'll see someone (me)
refering to the VP as Dick Hitler. That person later linked
to a page of Hitlerquotes in another comment. I deleted it.
(I didn't: http://en.thinkexist.com/quotation/Great_liars_are_also_great/170869.html )
I wont tolerate someone using my journal to promote Hitler, (promote!?!)
his quotes or their selectively ignorant, irresponsible and ridiculously
unsubstantiated connections between ANY American politician and Hitler.
(how patriotic of him.)
Let me be clear. I wont tolerate anti-American speech in my Journal. (unless of course, it be Kerry bashing) They can exercise that Freedom in their own Journal. (and I am...)
I'll be damned if that kind of speech is going to wrest (http://www.m-w.com)
in my journal! (dammit! pounding his fist on the table.)
Comment from armandt - 10/26/04 6:44 PM
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And so, after the King's last rant, the questioning Queen was then stripped of her Hell Bent for Greatness Award, locked out, and forever and one day banished from the Land of Hypocrisy. The End. No strike that...
It's - And the Queen lived happily ever after,
~The End.
and now, a final word from me, regarding those missing 338
tons of explosives...
Dear Mr. President The Buck Stops Here, Commander and Chief,
George Dubya and the puppetmaster Dick Hitler -
The timeline is of no consequence. What is though, is this -
unlike the supposed WMD's - you and the UN already knew about
these (now missing) explosives with certainty before the war -
you also knew where, what type and quality, what purpose,
and how much was stored there -
and still you and your intelligent war advisors chose not to make
this site and probably many others - a top priority - to secure
and safe guard it.
I guess maybe you all were just meaning to get around to it? Is that it?
guess what - I don't have to be a war "expert" to see the obvious.
Hell, you'd get better results consulting a schoolyard full of kids
playing tag for better strategy plays.
And no, this isn't Monday morning quarterbacking from the
peanut gallery - Simply, this is just your bad war planning. But we'll
never hear your administration admit that now, will we...
God only knows how big this particular iceberg is going to get...
I can't wait to see just how much damage we're all potentially in for...
so yes Mr. President, I believe I have a right to be a little pissy on your
handling of the war.
And yes, I still believe that you were not as prepared for this
war as you and Dick Hitler and the rest of your gang wanted
us to believe you were, going into this.
So don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining.
Unlike Armandt, I know the difference.

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i hope you two work this out.
Stacy
thanks for your concern stacy,
but really...it's perfect as it is.
I declare, I crave watching you do your retaliation thing. You're adorable Flora, no doubt.
'B'guiled
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retaliation b? nope - this is just (real) free speech.
I declare, I crave watching you do your "real free speech" thing. You're adorable Flora, no doubt.
'B'freesomemore
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methinks he doth protest too much but flo shalt not step on her own dick whilst she hastn't one
thou shalt step on thine own vulva
I just can't wait until this election is over. judi
Darling, if you're stepping on your vulva, it might be time to consider a little nip/tuck ;)
I'll be glad when this election is over too... Love you!
And (your last sentence) others, including me, you confront with class! Stand strong, when you are called a SOCIOPATH and slandered by the KING, without an apology, and everyone "silently" agrees, you know you have arrived.
LOL!
Take care~
That first sentence, meant to have "unlike" in it.
Queen,
If you'll pardon me a second, I must give Amy a "you go, girl." I literally laughed out loud in my office upon reading that comment. When my coworkers send the men in white coats to come get me, please explain to the vulva comment to them. :D
Well, Ms. Thang, I tried my best to defend your honor in Armand's journal and to point out the hypocrisy I saw, but I think you did a stellar job of it right here.
Bravo!
~tara, chuckling over the Kerry bashing comment :)
Rah! Rah! Rah! You go girl!!! I want to sign your letter to our infallible leader too ... ya know ... the one that wouldn't do anything differently ... and who can't ever remember making a mistake.... But then ... in his defense ... being our leader is hard word..... Sigh .......
Can I be best friends with your evil twin?
Loved this entry...though I am sure a certain bush loving psuedo intellectual did not appreciate it nearly as much.
I'm not sure whether its Dick Hitler or George H......one of em is sure making me fear for WWIII.
I'm gonna link you this weekend....
Wonderful!
V
Armandt does get on a roll sometimes. On one like this, it's more like rolling off a cliff.
The Bush administration put out so many explanations of this that you could pick one of several and still be using an official Bush position. It reminded me of the phrase the historian Henry Steele Commager once used for the Nixon administration's technique of deceit, the "multiple lies": you tell so many lies all over the place that normal critical thinking finds it almost impossible to keep up with them all.
The failure to secure the weapons sites is nothing new, of course. But this one was a site that had been specially designated by the IAEA as being potentially useful in nuclear-weapons related research. Since that was the worst bogeyman of all the fake prewar WMD claims (nuclear weapons), the fact that they left the site unguarded to be looted is a perfect symbol of how messed up the administration's management of the Iraq War has been.
The administration couldn't really answer this one the week before the campaign. So they just decided to kick up dust around the whole issue hoping it wouldn't affect the election. - Bruce
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More than a few times, I've had to be careful with what I say in Armandt's journal. And he knows that because I've mentioned it. He's extremely passionate about his views, and being unlike YOU, I prefer to have all my best fights with my husband. [Generally cuz I can SMACK him when he gets out of line. LOL There's an advantage to fighting in person with someone you love, ya know? LOL] Anyway... this election is crucial. Tensions are high. And when you put two extremely passionate and intelligent people together who share opposing views, the sparks are gonna fly. I'm just sorry to hear that things got so ugly between you. :(
Anyone else worry there's going to be political riots when the final tallies come in?
Armandt talks about needed more people in Iraq? Shit we got 250,000 troops over there for a place less then the size of California but not near the population. If Armandt believes in this war so much and is a soldier what is stopping him fro going over there and doing his duty, why isn't he volunterring to serve??? Just curious? Oh and don't try to throw it back on me because I am a Desert Storm Veteran served 6 years with the USAF and I am a woman! Flora I love the J please come visit Swebb Journals http://journals.aol.com/swebb1989/journals/
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