Wednesday, June 30, 2004

#357...a juicy SOS

 Tsk tsk tsk....so much to do - so little time....

Okay, so it looks like most people here seem to like this new idea for a journal - and the queen is pleased as punch. (It is fun, non?) 

I have been working my busy little fingers to the bone, collecting, and pasting, and posting as many people to the journal as I can in one day - (if I had done as many crunches as often as I've hit enter here -  I'd have rock hard abs by now...  so see, my flabby abs are now your fault, not mine.)

The goal - to try to get as many - if not all - of us represented here by the one year anniversary week(s) - july 29 - aug 21. 

So gang - please email me with the quote, and the link to your favorite juicy bit, or that of your friends.   Please do not post as a comment - (ahem, mumsy...) - I want each to have it's formal recognition as it rightfully deserves.

Come on now, this is no time to be shy....

New authors not already represented here will take precedence for now, but all quotes will be posted eventually -

 

Oh, any publishers interested out there?   Well, have your people call my people...we'll do lunch. 

Now wouldn't that be even more fun....I'd buy it.


Wednesday, June 23, 2004

#355....The invitation

Simply.

It doesn't interest me what you do for a living.  I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.

It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive.

It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow if you been opened by life's betrayals or have become schriveled and closed from fear of further pain.  I want to know if you can sit with the pain, mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it.  I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own; if  you can dance with wildness and let the ecstacy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human.

It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true.  I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself; if you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul.  I want to know if you can be faithful and therefore trustworthy.  I want to know if you can see beauty even when it is not pretty everyday, and if you can source your life on the edge of a lake and shout to the silver of the full  moon.

It doesn't interest me to know where you live, or how much money you have.  I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair, weary and bruised to the bone, and do what needs to be done for the children.

It doesn't interest me who you know or how you came to be here.  I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back.

It doesn't interest me where or what or with you have have studied.  I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away.  I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments.

Oriah Mountain Dreamer - "The Invitation"

#354..newsflash.

 

newsflashSaddam Prison Letter Reportedly Says His Morale High.

 

                                                     ...too bad his days are numbered, eh?

#353....oh, and one more thing...

 

Of course gang - the entries in the new journal are only a smattering to start us off - do not, whatever you do -  change your style or your contents - every journal already has its own little gems - how do I know this you ask? Because I already noticed...and what I haven't - others surely have. 

 I may be Queen, but unfortunately, I don't have Sir Vincent's omnipresent powers - so feel free to contribute if you've tripped over something wonderful, something amusing, or something that captures the journals essence - they will be included too!

 

(and really, don't sweat it - Mumsy and Mara already pardoned the spelling, the punctuation, and the grammer  <---see, like that one -  issues.)

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

#352...on Succulent Wisdom.

"I  have always loved the drama of morning unfolding - such an ancient promise made new.  Its very much like getting up and looking under the tree to see whats been left there, only the tree is your life and what is left are memories and hope, and in my case lots of cat hair."  ~sfgardening

Now see, thoughts like johnnie's, and like babymae's below,  just kinda make you hold your breath for a moment, eh?

What is even more amazing to me is how, almost every day, I step quite serendipitously, into these little puddles of insight and wisdom left out unknowingly by you - for me...or anyone else who happens by your way - to discover, like hidden treasures left open in the wind.

Do you, (all you j-landers out there) even realize it, I wonder?

No, I didn't think so.

Oh sure, every once in a while we all take notice of oh, I dunno, Thomas Jefferson, Albert Einstein, Dick Clark, Richard Nixon, Mother Theresa, Abraham Lincoln, and Nancy Drew's puddles, but really - how many times recently did any of these simple people make you gasp at their uniqueness, or depth of insight? 

For me, not many - but I do remember the last time when you all have.

So, as the self-proclaimed Queen of Occasional Great Ideas, I hereby decide to set aside, whenever I deem necessary, a new category of postings, called Succulent Wisdom.

Because it is right, and good to do so.

In fact, a new journal,  Succulent Wisdom - Juicyness from J-land, will be hereby opened by me and dedicated to all of us - to inspire, to enthuse, and to admire our collective juicyness...

                             ...come now, my pretties, you can  take a peek here.

#351....an official pondering...

hmm...how the hell does he do it, she thinks to herself...

visit and commenting on every j-land journal -

        every

                single

                         damn

                                  day...

 

What say you, Sir Vincent the Omnipresent! 

                                    - Come on, admit it - you're really an android, aren't you....

#350...The official ladybug quote.

 

"No matter how small I might feel, there’s something or somebody who sees me as colorful."  ~babymae

 

                                                     

#349...a peek with your peepers at the new peeps.

This is an update to update you on the growth of the fine - almost feathered finches..originally posted about over here. 

                              Picture from Hometown  

                        Yikes! Like the weeds in my garden, they sure grow fast.....

 

                             Picture from Hometown 

                        and here's the little screamer that made me think of Remo.....

 

                              Picture from Hometown 

                                                  What a finch-sty! 

                           Momma Finch needs a lesson in housekeeping!!            

Monday, June 21, 2004

#348...on living succulent and wild...

            "Living a succulent life right now means: living fully, richly, rarely and reveling in ordinary and extraordinary moments.  It gives us permission, and calls us out to play.  It means living untamed juicy and abundantly.  If we share our stories, we will have many telepathic companions for the journey...

             Living a wonder* full wild life right now means: Being deserving of wildness.  Whatever takes us out of our routine and gives us a little interior spark, is wild.   Living wild is its own reward.  Tiny wildnesses are everywhere to experiment with.  Go wandering!  Let the world show you the most wild path.  Speaking to strangers is an excellent excercise.  Use your intuition as guidance and listen to what you hear.  Be exposed.    Live the wild, vulnerable life. 

      Let us see you, laughing loudly, walking flamboyantly, and wearing colors that don't match.  Let us see you celebrating in public, eating heartily, creating boldly, dancing wildly or badly."                                                                             ~sark

 

hmmm...probably 'splains why i wore pink with orange today....

#347....the official quote of the day

"If you asked me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you -

                          I came to live loud."     ~emile zola

 

(and my children's ears are ringing to prove it...)

Sunday, June 20, 2004

#346.. In honor of Father's day...

In honor of father's day - I thought I would share with you a little private moment - a moment so cherished that it is burned into my husband's and my memory so crisp as the day it happened.  A moment that tells you, you are really a dad - and that you will love this kid to the day you die...

And for all you new father's out there - listen up - this too might happen to you one day in one form or another...

So there we were a few years ago, kneeling in the pew - in the middle of the most reverent, the most important part of mass - during the part that also happens to be the most quiet, the so quiet that you can hear a pin drop, part of mass - called the Consecration -  that my husband was holding our then, three year old son.

And the son, our son, ignoring the world around him, was quietly intent on studying his father's face so closely that he held his face in both of his little hands and kept turning his fathers head, slowly, from side to side. And the father, quietly complied and smiled at his son's persistance even though he was trying to listen to Mass.

And still the son went on studying him, softly touching his hair, his nose, then sticking his tiny finger softly into his eye to touch his eyelashes...and then his ear... And still the father smiled and tolerated his son's curiosity.

And then the son touched his own ears, and paused... and then loudly, very loudly, asked his father:

"Dad"...

"DAD." (patting him on the side of his cheek to get his attention...)

"sssh," whispered the father.

"DAD!" (taking and turning his face toward him with his hands...)

"Shhhh..." said the father, turning to face his son finally.

"DAD!" the son persisted, "WHEN I GET BIG, AM I GOING TO HAVE HAIR IN MY EARS TOO?"

The father's eyes widened in surprise and said, "What! SSSHHHH!!"

But the son persisted very seriously with his line of questioning, nodding his head with each word, louder and more slower, as if his dad were hard of hearing...

"DAD, WHEN I GET BIG....AM I GOING TO....HAVE HAIR IN...MY..EARS TOO....??" 

"Shh!! yes, uh, yes, maybe, I don't know....SHHH!!" quickly answered the slightly embarrassed father, while trying to control his laughter.

And the son, after processing his father's answer, and while looking a little disgusted, went..."Eww! That's yucky!"

To which the priest at the altar - suddenly halted -  and then continued praying aloud while trying to suppress a broad smile.

And the mother, and everyone else within earshot of the son's honest and open curiosity (which happened to be most of the congregation) continued on kneeling, shaking uncontrollably with quiet convulsions and tears streaming from our eyes.

Ah, out of the mouth's of babes...

~~So Happy Father's Day, to my husband - Thank you for giving me the best kids and all of the wonderful memories!

And Happy Father's Day to all of the father's -  present and past - we couldn't do it without you!

 

Friday, June 18, 2004

#345...the speckled intruder.

Okay children gather round - today I have a rather sordid tale to tell.  Today's tale centers around a slovenly, nest stealing cowbird and a family of fastidious fine finches.

So, again this year, the house finches decided to call one of my hanging baskets on our front porch, home.  Each year, for some reason, they pick the same location to build a nest, hang on for dear life, and raise a little finch family. 

I first noticed their little antics from inside my living room, when no sooner had I hung the seasonal hanging baskets out on the front porch - the finches started to fly around the baskets searching for the perfect piece of real estate. 

Once the ideal location was settled upon, (which should not have been a big deal - because they pick the same basket every year)... they called the construction crew - who set about bringing blades of grass, strands of hair, some soft downy moss clippings, a few fine twigs, some small flowers, and even one small piece of cellophane tape (?) They worked fast and furious - and before long, a new, and almost completed finch nest was snuggled within the flowers...

But wait - what's this?  Sometime during their lunchbreak - a slovenly brown headed black bird - commonly known as a "cowbird", plopped her fat bottom down and laid a small speckled egg in the finches nest and then flew off.

Apparently cowbirds are too lazy to build their own nest, too lazy to incubate their own babies, too lazy to feed them, protect them, and then teach them how to fly.

Yes, kind folks, you heard right - they are perfectly content to let the finches, or any other small feathered species do all the work for them.  In the meantime, they go off and feed their fat little cowbird faces and sit back in their little lazy bird recliners and watch while all of the neighborhood finches raise their babies...

(and yes,  I will decline to comment on any similarities between husbands, neighbors, co-workers and/or teenagers....)

 Well anyway, the frazzled momma finch flies back to the nest with a little blade of grass in her mouth, and is surprised to find that the stork got there  before her. She cocks her little finch head and stares at the little lone speckled egg sitting there in her nest. After a moments hesitation - she hops right on it and start incubating it immediately - because, well - it is an egg....and it... is.. in her nest...she just doesn't have a finchy clue how the hell it got there.

Now for the sordid part - now remember, in the egg hatching world -  timing is everything.  In their world, as in ours - it truly is "survival of the fittest."  So once the little speckled intruder hatches - it's job then is to kick all of the other cute little finchies right out of the nest - to guarantee it's own survival.  How do I know this you might ask - well, it's simple - I looked it up.  The worst part is that this kind of little cowbird nest robbing antics is seriously threatening the finchy (and other small feathered species) population numbers.

Ah, what to do...what to do....Do I dare mess with Mother Nature?  Should I intervene and remove the little speckled intruder or should I leave things be?  Well, after thinking it over, I decided to let the little finches work it out - and thank heaven - worked it out she did... 

For fear not, my little finch supporters - after a week or so - momma finch punted that little speckled intruder right out of the nest - to sit off - all alone - on the sidelines.  Either she sensed the egg was unhealthy - or she caught onto the ruse...

I am happy to report that all five of the finchy babies are now hatched and doing well - hairy and ugly and growing quickly - and momma, and the papa..and some various aunts and uncles all tolerate my presence every morning when I go to check on them...

Looks like momma cowbird however, is now the clueless one.

Stay tuned folks...

 

Monday, June 14, 2004

#344...holey crud! and still another revelation!

Revelation! The two=edged Sword...
If i had known i knew the things i thot i knew
or known the the things i know i don't know
Or Not known the knowledge i do possess
by Recognition~~it is the milieu of the
filosofer, perhaps.  DO I Know This?^
Comment from
slacbacmac - 6/11/04 4:25 PM

hmmm. thinking....   do you know that i know that you don't know that they don't know that i don't know that you know this?  

or..do you know that i know that you don't know that they don't know that I don't know that you knew this?  

hmm...you know, i don't really know now for sure either....    

Saturday, June 12, 2004

#343...and now for something completely, uh...done before..

Call vivvian brilliant, or call me lazy but - sometimes old is new again and sometimes the golden oldies are worth revisiting.

Now don't touch that dial folks - you're in for a special treat today -  a walk down the Floralilian memory lane - when life was good, and I didn't have a clue of what I was getting myself into here...

Posted in two of the three parts, with the middle one missing (to protect the innocent).

Thursday, September 18, 2003
11:01:00 PM EDT
Feeling Angry
Hearing "and i'll huff, and i'll puff, and i'll blow your house down!" ~said the big bad wolf isabel.
  

#22...ISABEL BLOWS.

Okay, so today, hurricane Isabel decided to stop by. 

Been a while since I had to play host to a hurricane in this part of Pennsylvania. I wasn't sure what to serve...lawn chair, table...hanging basket, or beloved maple tree? And I hardly knew how to dress for the occasion either. Do you think these heels are too much with my nightie?

I know, I know...I had plenty of time to prepare for her visit -   But true to Floralilian form,

I didnt.  

So this morning, of course the neighbors were understanding when I had to run outside in my nightgown and collect all of the blown over deck furniture...again.  And Isabel, with her warped sense of tornadic humor, got her jollies by flipping my nightie over my head while I struggled to put the cafe umbrella down. 

Not a very pretty sight, I assure you. 

Verrry funny Isabel.  Do us a favor won't you -  and don't overstay your (un)welcome.

 

Friday, September 19, 2003
11:46:00 AM EDT
Feeling Angry
Hearing "life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."
  

 

 

 #24....AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!  

It appears Isabel finally got tired of us and like the great big whore that she is, moved on to ravage other unsuspecting lawn chairs, and plantings and trees.  Well, good riddance. "We don't need your kind around these parts, lady!"  I raged my fist at her. 

I walked around to survey the damage. Hmmm..kinda looks like the morning after a good keg party.  Some of the trees and bushes are hung over from all of the fun....

No. really....hung over.

Slightly off kilter. Some horizontal, even. 

I could just hear them all just moaning.."Killer party, dude!"  "Man o' man...that Isabel is some pa-har-tay animal!"  "Dude!" called another, "How 'bout those twister sisters!?"  

The rosebushes, however, were not as impressed.  "Shut up!" one yelled, "That bitch blew all my petals off!"  "Look!" said another, "I think she killed the sunflowers!" Another screamed. 

Sure enough, we appeared to have had a sunflower casualty. Maybe...

 

or maybe the sunflower just commited Hari-Kari, too intoxicated to stand up straight from the night of fun and festivities, it layed there with its head submerged in the stagnant birdbath water...

I walked over to check for a pulse.

Nope.

Nada.

Dead as a doornail.  

I assessed for further evidence... wait... what's this? 

 "Nope." I said aloud,  "This was clearly a homicide."

 I called to the rosebushes, "Look here - her neck has been snapped."  "The poor thing didnt have a chance,"  I said, shaking my head...

 

In sorrow, the roses sighed, and hung what was left of their pretty petaled heads....


 Written by floralilia (Link to this entry)

#342...the scalzihead weekend pet assignment #9

okay, so Scalzi wants a pet story - which, in my case, also happens to be an older entry -

 she was cute then, and is even cuter now - sans the grappling hooks.....

 

Saturday, October 25, 2003
3:26:00 AM EDT
Hearing the velcro kitty.

 

   

#65...meet lucy.

meet lucy.

our newest calico furniture shredder.

she came with extra cat toes,

at no extra charge.

she's cute.

she purrs.

she uses the litter box.

she is another purebred catdog.

she was free...

then cost me 153 bucks at the vet.

she was born on a front porch

to an unwed, promiscuous, mother.

she has two other sisters

and a brother.

they are cute too,

but we didn't take them.

because, well, that would be just plain nuts.

kitty likes lucy.

sometimes.

we like lucy too,

almost all of the time 

we will like her even more,

without her kitty cat claws...heh heh heh.

 

                an old, Miss lucy-fer update for your viewing pleasure.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

#341...ladies and gentlemen - the gig is up.

 It's time to take off your cape, throw down your briefcase, and throw that burp cloth back over your shoulder.

why? Because the answer is simple...

Because - your children need you.

And dammit, it's also time to hold your head high and stare down anyone who dares to question your decision -or your right - to do this.

It's time to take back your role as parent, and your obligations and duties to raise happy and healthy children - in person - and not through a daily report from a local daycare, a teacher, or a personal nanny. 

It's time to forget the luxuries and cherish only the necessities of life that make you truly happy - your kids. 

And in return, they will make you rich beyond your wildest imaginings.

It's no longer good enough to let strangers raise your children - over a job, a new car, a new house, a new vacation or an old and seriously faulty attitude that somehow the role of homemaker, of parent in situ, is menial and unworthy...

...when, in fact, nothing could be further from the truth.

Your children need you to be home when they walk through the door, to have someone to help them with their homework, to kiss their scraped knees, to wipe their tears, to cradle them until they fall asleep, to read them a story, to take care of their first fever, their first asthma attack, and their first hurt feeling.

They need you to be there to scare the monsters from under the bed, to listen to their fears, to help solve their troubles, to walk them to school, to share with them a home cooked meal, to push them on a swing, to teach them how to pray, and to be kind, and respectful, and generous, and loving human beings.

 Your children need you to teach them how to fold a towel, wash a dish, run a vacuum, mow a lawn, bait a hook, hook a basketball, catch a ball, shovel a sidewalk, drive a car, and help a neighbor.  Your children need you to show them a budding flower, a bee collecting pollen, a rainbow, a footprint, and a shooting star.

And they also need your undivided attention.

And believe me when I tell you -  you need to be there to witness their first tooth, their first laugh, their first crawl, their first walk, their first words, their first potty session, their first day of school, their first successful attempt at riding a two wheeler, their first puppy love, their first date, their first broken heart, their first award, their first school play, their first shave, their first mascara, their first drivers permit, their first prom, their first, their first, their first....

~ they're first.

 

(but we can still forget about the pointy white cotton platex bras and girdles girls...they were never good for anybody...)

 

for more thoughts on this subject - check out the Queen of Peachy Amuckness and the infamous, Mr. Stay-at-home Scalzihead, and the hippest hippy in j-land - Amy with the cereal mess on the floor.

anyone else got a rant on this subject? - let me know - and thy shall be linked verily.

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

#340...Today's unexpected delight.

So a very mysterious package comes all the way from Arizona to Floralilialand this morning and look what I found inside!       

                        Picture from Hometown

My very own, very beautiful, copper Mobious Strip charm!  

The little purple card reads:   Mobius:  It's a one sided surface flows from inner to outer and back again expressing the continuous journey along the pathway of Life.

   The Mobius Strip was discovered in 1858 by German mathematician, August Ferdinand Mobius.    This shape has special qualities as do those who wear it.
 
                             Picture from Hometown  

Mumsy once asked us----> So, if you were a charm, what would you be?  

Of course, I answered I would be a Mobius Strip...not only because I always have to be difficult - but because it is an amazing and magical concept -  

 ...The Mobius strip represents a willingness to move WITH the constantly changing cycles in our Life process, transforming our challenges into useful solutions.      

It is symbolic of eternal change within stillness itself.  

The Mobius Strip is an expression of non-duality. It reveals the Unity of all polarities, creating a state of Oneness, joining the whole and the part, the masculine and the feminine, expansion andcontraction, spirit and matter, etc. Everything is One and nothing can be separated from anything else. All is completely intertwined, infinitely.

The Mobius Strip is a spiritually significant symbol of balance and union. ..."a single unbroken wholeness in flowing movement."  


                                   Thank you, Mumsy and Babymae!!    

                                   Are these women luscious or what!?          

#339...Once upon a time in an earlier life..

The amazing Connie or indigosunmoon - from Thoughts on my life, and other mindless chatter   - found a beautiful painting of me in my younger years and sent it to me - wasn't that nice of her? 

Can I tell you what kind of kink I got in my neck while posing so long for this painting?  Ah, but it was so worth it -

                                            Picture from Hometown

Flora was the goddess of flowers
and the lover of Zephyrus.

'Flora'
by Evelyn de Morgan

Now class, to brush up on your Greek histories, go here ----->Greek Mythology Link, Home Page.

(hey, a woman can dream, can't she...thanks for thinking of me Conzo!)

Tuesday, June 8, 2004

#338....venus transit

well, no wonder! ....I thought things looked a little dimmer outside today...

#337...paying homage to the good fairy techs of aol...

...it looks like the hometown techs of AOL have now fixed the "accessing older entries problem" -

a very big thanks to the good fairy geeks of aol who hunted down the very rare and mysterious open ended 200 character bracket glitch:

  "There is a bug so rare its hard to believe it has affected so many of you. The problem is if you have an open bracket as your 200th character. Yep thats it. If you have that it breaks your access. We have a fix for this coming tomorrow. Dont worry your entries are all still there."

and they were right, they are still there - and it was kinda fun going back through all the old stuff...so while walking down memory lane, I found this old posting and feel it's worth repeating cause it still cracks me up -   #31...he's da man!

check it out -

#336....groovy.

strangely hypnotic optical illusion, eh?

pardon me, i've been corrected - according to my sister joanne - the caption should read:  strangely hypnotic tessalationtalic optical illusion, eh?

 "Heh - Have you been stealing my Everyday Math series?  Lesson 10.2 tessalations.  There are only 8 tessalations that can be made from regular polygons.  Now go figure that one out....
Comment from bealsj - 6/9/04 8:00 PM "

(and no, i have no idea if tessalationtalic is even a word...)

Monday, June 7, 2004

#335....so much for the smarty party...

 

                       Picture from Hometown  

                    sigh... we thought he was the little horse that actually could...

             Picture from Hometown

                                                                                                      ...sigh.

#334..."Welll.."

                                     

                          Picture from Hometown

                                           Ronald Wilson Reagan  
                                  February 6, 1911 - June 5, 2004

            
He was the closest thing to having a dad in the presidency....friendly, funny, comforting, loving, and powerful when he needed to be.  I slept a little easier too, knowing he was in the house...

Goodbye Mr. President, rest well.

The Reagan Legacy

#333...do yourself a favor and

                                 

                        see this movie, if you haven't already - and have tissues on hand. 

                                be prepared to laugh and cry at the same time.

 

all the actors are amazing - but those two little girls are just breathtaking...agree?

 

                                           It's out now on dvd -

                  go here for more info---->   In America, by Jim Sheridan

"When good things happen to good people, when hard work pays off, when faith and love and everything that comes with them are rewarded, that's when I start wiping my eyes with my sleeve. " ~jeffrey chen, movie critic.

Friday, June 4, 2004

#332...The Scalzihead weekend assignment #8

  Weekend Assignment #8: Name the book that you feel would best describe you to a total stranger.  

So the Taskmaster Scalzihead is still giving out assignments - doesn't he know it's officially summer?   Fine. Here ya go John:  The book that would best describe me to a total stranger would be:  

             Picture from Hometown  

 

                                              Just like Sam-I-Am, 
                    I can be a lousy cook and still insist on my kids to eat it.

          (which translates to stubborn and persistant until I get my way)

 

For the curious and the brave -  here are a few  green eggs and ham recipes.  

For the simple minded, (like me) -  here is a fun site.

Thursday, June 3, 2004

#331..a typical day in the life of my mailbox

This is a sampling of the kind of mail that is usually in my inbox...

I am also proud to report that I am an honorary sheeplike follower

~ And I have the mug to prove it.

Subject: [World Oligarchy] Congressional recruiting
Date: 6/3/2004 11:05:45 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: brendan.dillon@us.army.mil
Reply To: truereligion@yahoogroups.com
To: truereligion@yahoogroups.com
CC: BCC: Sent on: Sent from the Internet (Details)

If this doesn't get the FBI's attention, nothing will.

Several years ago, I bought some Oligarchy business cards online. As a result, my address wound up on a multitude of business-oriented mass marketing lists. To this day, I get ads addressed to me as the "President" or "CEO" of The World Oligarchy several times a week.

Recently, I received a letter from a Congressman Richard Burr of North Carolina. He is running for the U.S. Senate this year on a platform friendly to small business, and has been soliciting donations from these same marketing lists. I will try to make a scan of his letter available in the future.

I couldn't resist sending him a letter to tell him what the Oligarchy really is. I mailed him the following response, under a full-color Oligarchy letterhead:

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Congressman Burr,


    I want to thank you on behalf of all The World Oligarchy’s senior officials for your letter explaining your campaign platform. I should probably explain to you the nature of The World Oligarchy. It is not a business, per se; rather, we are a small but growing group of individuals who wish to consolidate all of the world’s power into a single government, to be run by ourselves. As unusual as this may seem, we have found a number of supporters for our cause. And in exchange for our support in your campaign, we would like to invite you to be a part of our push for global rule.

    I believe that our goals and yours are complimentary, so you do not have to worry about betrayingyour constituents. You see, upon our takeover of the world, the seat of power will be established in our hometown of Raleigh, North Carolina. This will undoubtedly give the local economy an enormous boost, attracting business of all types from around the world.

    If you agree to pledge yourself to our cause, your support will not go unrewarded. Not only will we contribute generously to your campaign, we will guarantee you a seat in our own government as well. So as many of your colleagues, who foolishly refuse to pledge their loyalty to The World Oligarchy, are purged from their positions of political power, your own power will only grow, to levels beyond what you could imagine currently.

    All that we ask in exchange for all this is that when the time comes, you vote "yes." You see, we of the Oligarchy do not believe in bloody revolution and the days of old. Instead, we advocate change from within. As our support grows, more and more members of world governments will secretly be members of our cause. When our supporters constitute a majority, a bill will be passed which will sign power over to The World Oligarchy. At that point, we will come forward as the sole rulers of planet Earth.

    In the meantime, your support will be held in the strictest confidence. Our political supporters are treated with the discretion often afforded to undercover spies. Certainly you would not want the voting public to catch wind of you making this deal; but I can assure you, you have nothing to fear.

    You can learn more about the details of our cause at our website, http://www.holyducttape.com/ttr/ Now, you may be wondering how secret our organization can be if we publish all the details on the internet. The answer, of course, is that if you really want to hide something, the best place to hide it is in plain sight. Many people stumble upon our website and assume that we are a bunch of lunatics; but nothing could be further from the truth. Our website has attracted supporters from all over the world and all walks of life. We have members deeply involved in business, education, and even the U.S. military. So, as you see, we are a very lucrative group to be a part of.

    I hope that I can count on your support. Please let me know of your decision. Thank you.


                 Sincerely,


                    Brendan Dillon
                    Co-Ruler of the World
                    The World Oligarchy

          

                      "Blessed is he who comes in the name of Duct Tape."

                                          the one true religion

 

#330...A woman after my own heart..

 

"After 5 children I called it quits and had my husband neutered."

i just stumbled onto her site - you should trip in too..

no, really.

Dust Bunny Club of North America.  <----------- people unite.

 

#329...The Official Commencement Notice

        

       

 

Here ye!  Here ye!  Let it be known to all that

Commencement of the Queen's first-born girl childe into the world of adulthood is now official.

Let it also be known that The Queen and her husband are hereby officially in mourning.  Well, not really, but kinda really - in mourning, that is.  (When did all this growing up business happen?)

Anyway - Congratulations are now in order to Miss Dana, who graduated Cum Laude from Ursinus College on May 15, 2004.  Her degree is in Communications, with minors in Theater and French....

 

             Picture from Hometown

 

The day was bright and beautiful, as was my daughter....

 

            Picture from Hometown    

                              she's onto pursue a career in acting
                                               (her passion)

           Picture from Hometown  

                                        and now you can see why.....    

                               Picture from Hometown  

                            Congratulations and Good luck, Miss Dana

                                  We are extremely proud of you!

 

          

      

Tuesday, June 1, 2004

#328...General Order No. 11 - May 5, 1868

General Order No. 11

Headquarters, Grand Army of the Republic
Washington, D.C., May 5, 1868

I. The 30th day of May, 1868, is designated for the purpose of strewing with flowers or otherwise decorating the graves of comrades who died in defense of their country during the late rebellion, and whose bodies now lie in almost every city, village, and hamlet churchyard in the land. In this observance no form or ceremony is prescribed, but posts and comrades will in their own way arrange such fitting services and testimonials of respect as circumstances may permit.

We are organized, comrades, as our regulations tell us, for the purpose, among other things, "of preserving and strengthening those kind and fraternal feelings which have bound together the soldiers, sailors, and marines who united to suppress the late rebellion." What can aid more to assure this result than by cherishing tenderly the memory of our heroic dead, who made their breasts a barricade between our country and its foe? Their soldier lives were the reveille of freedom to a race in chains, and their death a tattoo of rebellious tyranny in arms. We should guard their graves with sacred vigilance. All that the consecrated wealth and taste of the Nation can add to their adornment and security is but a fitting tribute to the memory of her slain defenders. Let no wanton foot tread rudely on such hallowed grounds. Let pleasant paths invite the coming and going of reverent visitors and found mourners. Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the coming generations that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of free and undivided republic.

If other eyes grow dull and other hands slack, andother hearts cold in the solemn trust, ours shall keep it well as long as the light and warmth of life remain in us.

Let us, then, at the time appointed, gather around their sacred remains and garland the passionless mounds above them with choicest flowers of springtime; let us raise above them the dear old flag they saved from dishonor; let us in this solemn presence renew our pledges to aid and assist those whom they have left among us as sacred charges upon the Nation's gratitude,--the soldier's and sailor's widow and orphan.

II. It is the purpose of the Commander-in-Chief to inaugurate this observance with the hope it will be kept up from year to year, while a survivor of the war remains to honor the memory of his departed comrades. He earnestly desires the public press to call attention to this Order, and lend its friendly aid in bringing it to the notice of comrades in all parts of the country in time for simultaneous compliance therewith.

III. Department commanders will use every effort to make this order effective.

By command of:
JOHN A. LOGAN,
Commander-in-Chief.

N. P. CHIPMAN,
Adjutant-General

"What can aid more to assure this result than by cherishing tenderly the memory of our heroic dead, who made their breasts a barricade between our country and its foe? Their soldier lives were the reveille of freedom to a race in chains, and their death a tattoo of rebellious tyranny in arms. We should guard their graves with sacred vigilance."

  

~In memory of all of our veterans with thanks and praise.~