"Oh yeah." --Vice President Dick Cheney, after being reminded that he and Sen. John Edwards had met three times previously, despite claiming they had never met prior to the debate
"Let me finish!" --President Bush, during the first presidential debate, after nobody interrupted him, leading to speculation that he might have been hearing voices
"I'm going to be real positive, while I keep my foot on John Kerry's throat." --President Bush, on his debate strategy
"The president is an alien. You heard it here first. The president is an alien. That's your quote of the day. He has been getting information from Mars. The shock of the debate will be the president's alien past will be exposed, which is why that box is there." --Bush campaign manager Ken Mehlman, on the bulge in Bush's back during the first debate
"America saw two very different visions of our country, and two different hairdos." --President Bush, on the vice presidential debate
"I own a timber company? That's news to me. Need some wood?" --President Bush, during the second presidential debate, failing to realize that he qualified as a small business owner on his 2001 federal tax return because of his part ownership of a timbercompany
"That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago. 400,000 people make some money trading on eBay." --Vice President Dick Cheney, arguing that the economy is doing better than reported due to eBay
("If we only included bake sales and how much money kids make at lemonade stands, this economy would really be cooking." --Sen. John Edwards, mocking Cheney)
"Can we win? I don't think you can win it." --President Bush, after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --President George W. Bush (Watch video clip; read more Bushisms)
"The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." –-President Bush, explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy
"F**k off." --Vice President Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton
"I've seen how things can work out pretty well for a C student." -President Bush, delivering the commencement address at Louisiana State University
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --President Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner
4 comments:
These people ARE not succulent, my love, they just SUCK!
M
thats what i said - UNsucculent wisdom sir michael...
perhaps i should retitle it SUCKulent bush/chaney wisdom...
I haven't laughed this hard since last Thursday!!!! xoxoxox, judi
Gotta love ya! I realize Kerry's said some doozies in his time, but it's just so much more amazing when it comes from the president's mouth. I can't believe that bobble-headed monkey is probably gonna win. Ugh!!!
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