#423...a day in the life of my mailbox

From the desk of the Head Profit, Brendan Dillon, Co-ruler of The One True Religion:

The World Oligarchy and True Religion have been growing at an astounding rate. I would like to commend all of you for spreading the word and referring friends to the Holy Website, and I encourage you to continue to do so.

With growth, however, comes change. Under the membership system that has been in place for years, the Prophets page of the website has become long and unweildy. For that, and other practical reasons, we of the Co-Rulers have decided to institute reforms over our membership, including the redefinition of "Prophet."...

.....If you are not on any of the above lists, you are among the Sheeplike Followers. If you, or your titles, are not listed on the Holy Website, let me know and I will update the site. Also, if anyone wants new titles, let me know and I'll add them.

The Prophets and Followers page can be found here:
http://www.holyducttape.com/ttr/prophets.html

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Brendan, the Duct Tape Avenger,  | brendan.dillon@us.army.mil
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com

and my Sheeplike follower response:

oh holy head prophet Brendan -  

 i wasn't sure where to respond to your latest communique - as i have been admonished in the past to posting (spamming?) to the royal message board at truereligion@yahoogroups.com  - so i just sit quietly on the sidelines.  

 and baaa, away.  I have been vocal from time to time, in the promotion of the one true religion, on my blog, as the Queen of pointless posting and floralilian flimflammery. To which i have managed to acquire some loyal and unsuspecting followers of various rumanant mammals of the Ovis kind.  

is that even possible?  a sheeplike follower having sheeplike followers of her own?  Please advise.  

however - i respectfully submit to you, that i am, still, the keeper of the official secret holiday sheepdip recipe - even while under covert AOL operations.   

On the other hand, if you deem me worthy of appointing me to yet another level of honor - I wouldn't object.  For after all - I did call long distance to personally report that I was unable to make this last year New's Years bash at the Fortress of Doom.

what a curious call that was - i must say -  

they seemed to not have even heard of me....  

i have supported the royal efforts by purchasing mugs and stickers - one of which sticks proudly somewhere along the back of a state troopers patrol car - he just doesn't know it yet.  

wish i had the digital there, believe me.  

anyway - i must be off now to save babies and dying women - for somebody has to do it. 
 
in all things i remain steadfast to the cause,  

floralilia
loyal sheeplike follower

update:  In response to the Baa Response:  "Ok, I've added the title to your name on the page."