#426...An official aromatic announcement...

 

                    

 

Here ye! Here ye!  One and all -

Let it be forever known from this day forward that the Queen of Floralilian Flimflammery doth hereby present to one and all, a new alchemist to the land of J-land.

In honor of all things smelling good, the Queen doth hereby recognize and appointeth Donah42, of hippies in yuppieland, also known as shopkeeper and proprietor of the Earthmother's Cupboard, the official title of

        ~Lady Amy, the Alchemist of Amazing Aromas~    

for her tireless efforts of providing the masses with gentle infusions of all things beautiful and earthly in the form of potpourri and hand-made sachets,  thereby making J-land and elsewhere, a far happier place to reside, not only in the form of delighting the physical senses, but also for improving one's state of mind.  And that indeed, dear friends, is no small thing.

The Queen also urges all those currently afflicted with hebetudinous tendencies (now see, if you were paying attention to the entry below this, you would already know what that means...) to rush over to the earthmother cupboard and purchase your very own dose of earthly delights.  Menfolks, that means you too. I promise you, you will be happy that you did, and for some of you, your sock drawer will be even more delighted that you did...

So signeth the Queen,

       ~X

on this XI day of October, Anno Domini MMIV - you may now enter it into the royal logbook. Amen.                    

 

Main Entry: al·che·my
Pronunciation: 'al-k&-mE
Function: noun
2 : a power or process of transforming something common into something special
3 : an inexplicable or mysterious transmuting