The Scalzihead Weekend Assignment #2: Describe your second-favorite of the following: movie, book, album, school teacher, ice cream flavor, sports team, comfort food, celebrity crush, cartoon character and way to relax. If you feel like it, add in any other second favorite you like.
2nd favorite movie: Gladiator. "Are you not amused?"
2nd favorite Robert A. Heinlein book: Stranger in a Strange Land. Jubal Harshaw and Valentine Michael Smith...What's not to grok?
2nd favorite album: Anything by Enigma - because it takes first and second place.
2nd hated school teacher: Sister Mary Joseph Benedict. Because she scared the hell out of me in 1st grade. I'm glad my grape soda blew up all over her white summer habit.
2nd favorite Ice cream flavor: Mint chocolate Chip. Cause it's sassy.
2nd favorite sports team: The Ice Capades. Not only men in tights, but men in neon tights. That takes balls - (whoop whoop...danger! danger! will robinson! thinly veiled vulgarity!!) oops. I mean, that takes gonads.
2nd favorite comfort food: Extra- Dry Martini with only ...sigh..one olive.
2nd favorite celebrity crush: Precious Roy. (What do you mean, "Who's that?") serious arse parrot problems? click here.
2nd favorite cartoon character: Hobbes (as if you can have one without the other...)
2nd favorite way to relax: nude, without the extra olive and male studs fanning me.
14 comments:
Great list! I love your sense of humor!
Love, Penny
ROTFLMAO! Oh Flora you deliciously hysterical thing you! You're incredible! LOL! Great work! :-)
Wow! I really like your list! You are just too wacky! I love it! -Conzo
http://journals.aol.com/indigosunmoon/thoughtsonmylifeandothermindless
Balls? Did I acutually see the word BALLS??? Do you bounce them, hit them or smack em? I like the way you relax oh my!
How about first comments? "Are you not amused?"
First Heinlein: Time Enough for Love eh ?
Enigma? I said something and kept my word.
Sister Margaret Charles. My first choice.
Strawberry.
I hate sports. But gotcha on watching men in tights eh ? I watch girls in tights.
Italian comforts me.
Bill the Cat. First is Opus.
I dreamed of leaves, of leaves of gold and leaves of gold there grew.
Stranger.... Great book!
V
Anyone who lists "The Ice Capades" as a sports team is MY #1 Journal Pick!!!! ROFL. I got the chance to see them in my youth with my Mom, and I knew that the STIRRING IN MY LOINS, when those neon-spangled, tights-wearing guys skated by, signified something both fearful and wonderful... (Why my parents didn't question my sexuality early on, I'll never understand) Thanks for stopping by my journal & the nice comments! :-) Albert
As far as Sister Mary Joseph Benedict goes, I'd like to meet that lady cause, uh, Ma, Queen Ma, I can't imagine anyone scaring you! Really I can't. She musta been a wicked one.
And Precious Roy is totally a sleezeball... hardly my 2nd favorite... try Jargon Scott and his legless dogs.
Good list, Queen Momma.
L O V E "Gladiator" - w/ Russell-needs-me-Crowe! He rocks! :) Jenn
Shoo-ot, were we supposed to give reasons why?
Not only was the Dancer tardy, the dancer was not very thorough.
Man, (there I go again...) your haiku are SO good.
ROFL.. First, I didn't realize we could change favorite to "hate". ::smirk:: And The Ice Capades. Why didn't *I* think of that?? LOL Nude - no male studs? Girl, you don't know how to live. tehehehe...
slo dahling...nude with only one olive and no males studs..was the *second* choice remember...oh the hardship...
Fun list
Girl, I LOVE Enigma. And also mint chocolate chip ice cream (I want some NOW, ahhh!). I love martinis too, except two olives, not one. And preferably in Cosmopolitan form.
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