#270....III. Religious Philosophy and Cicadas

          A....we should be thankful that nature is still willing to even bless us with her children.  Especially the singing ones.  -scarlettomen

          B.  I read in some religious article or book, I can't remember exactly, that anything that crawls like an insect is not supposed to be eaten and it will be harmful to our bodies. I will leave those alone. -realtymor

          C.  I remember some old people would say that they were lost souls that wouldn't go to hell that's why they scream all day  -brklynbone1

          D.  Lo!  I shall shew unto you a sight that has not been seen these many years.  For thou hath been judged and thou hast been found wanting.  Therefore, forthwith the Locusts unto your town.  And they shall devour all living thing that growest from the ground. 

And they shalt spill into thine cups of coffee.  Thy tea shalt taste the bitter taste of Locust pee.  And the sky shall darken and the cicada's shalt buzz with a loud and obnoxious sound.  And P.Diddy shall not be heard.  Nay, even Britney Spears shall fall silent and quiver.  People will say that she quivers uneccessarily anyways.  So doth man debateth that which they know not.  Behold!  I come unto you.  Will you not listen to my bugs? 

Truly, I say unto you.  Thine appointed leader shall not be able to do anything.  Which shalt be normal for that leader.  For the Democrats doth bedevil him unceasing that he hath no time for these hell spawned creatures. 

When you steppeth out for a night on the town, thou shalt step on my winged instruments.  And thy girlfriends shall shudder at the squishiness.  Eat notthe cicadas of hell, for they will poison the bowels of dogs with their skin, and thy dogs shall surely throweth up.

Repent!  Repent I say unto you, for the time of the locusts are at hand!  -gordonmark

          E.  I knew the plague would come soon because God is not pleased with all this bickering over the topic of his name - shsnlmd2702