Cuzsnookie tips continued: Remember, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota. (oh, those dakotians - always so proper..)
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take anything other than backwards steps while dancing. (this of course, is the good ol boys club in action again - it's to benefit the men who can't dance backwards or in any other direction..)
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (um..define sexual relations please....)
In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. (cause if is wasn't already illegal...well, it outta be. dagnabbit!)
It's against the law for a woman to drive in a house coat in California. (oh boy, my ass would be sooo fried!)
In Texas, it's illegal to milk another person's cow. (unless...well. nevermind.)
2 comments:
Hey girl...
Thanks for reading my journal...and, even despite your warnings about curves, I think I may try it...I have one right here in my neighborhood and it seems pretty cheap, relatively. Are you still going to it?
~Fox (Desiderata)
yes fox, i am still doing curves - for my curves. to make them well, less curvy. and...its even kinda fun. kinda. thanks for asking, and stopping by.
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