#75...Viva Las Vegas..Reading style..

I immediately began scanning the crowd for eye candy...  Ooh look, a  little fan club over there..holding up huge silver handmade hands in the famous "Rock on!" symbol.

Now, I believe in some Christian circles, they think it's the sign of the devil, "Satan's Salute" you know, the sign of goat horns - thumb, index, and little finger up, middle and ring fingers folded down...See, just like this:

               

Presidents, surfers, skateborders, and rock stars do it...usually with their mouth open, screaming, and their tongues (with tongue piercing) sticking out.  I think too, it's a favorite sign of the "Girls Gone Wild" tape produced by good ol' Snoop Dog, but I can't be sure....how cute - look, they even sewed red hearts on the palm of the silver hands...

And look, there is a small girl childe, obviously being indoctrinated into the Cher cult  for the first time - dressed fully in a feathered red and black sequined headdress and feathered frock...and there, a guy with a black beret and goatee, pierced ears and biker boots, standing up, scanning the crowd.  Oh, and over there three gay men, sitting on the edge of their seats, bent over each other scanning their Cher program together..one pointed to a pic, and then placed his hand over his heart and sighed...

and the bald burly guy with tattoos and piercings, sat arm folded in his sleeveless denim shirt patiently waiting on the show.  I wondered if those tattoos down his neck hurt when he got them done.  I wondered if somewhere on his body was a tattoo or two of Cher....

and the two women over there dressed in black.

leather.

from head to toe.

and the couple with matching mullets...

and the elderly woman in a mint green floral moo-moo, (Hmmm. Did she mean to leave that last roller in the back of her head?)  I wasn't sure.

Fans here and there were throwing back beers, of course, the cultured biker women drank only from plastic beer cups...Whoops! One fell down the steps there...Cher fans all around gave her a standing ovation...then jumped up to help her.  (She probably just caught the heel of her leather boot on a gap in the stairs...)

I continued scanning the crowd for more eye candy...Oops. Hold it...back up...

what.

was.

that...

 

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