People, according to Cuzsnookie, our investigative reporter, these are actual state laws. pay attention and consider yourself hereby warned.
In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. (snickering, however, is allowed)
In Texas, it is illegal to curse in front of, or indecently expose oneself to, a corpse. (damn, there goes my favorite past-time)
In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair. (is he responsible for the shampoo and set too?)
Kansas law prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat. (darn, and they can be such pesky water rodents)
In Idaho, the law states all boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds. (what? i suppose a box of spuds is more romantic?)
It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas. (killjoys.)
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship. (human mating, however, is encouraged.)
In Washington state, it's against the law to sleep in an outhouse without the owner's permission. (eew. thats just plain iccky)
Putting salt on a railroad track can be punishable by death in the state of Alabama. (Peanut M&M's and small children are okay though)
In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow. (oh come now, who here isn't guilty of this one.)
In Connorsville, Wisconsin a man is legally prohibited from shooting a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm. (well, duh. you know why, don't you...)
In New York, it's against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. (bats, however, are encouraged.)
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