And so, it seems that once again - the Royal House of Floralilia is under "attack" (and I use that word lightly) by the purple sequined beast...but do not worry your pretty little heads, my devoted and loyal followers - this queen, YOUR Queen, is well equipped to handle the purple beast of the fashion faux pas netherworld - quite easily and without breaking nary a sweat.
Let's listen in, shall we?
How sad that this supposed "queen" must resort to long and foul-winded comments in her own little blog to defend her delusional "royalness". Did you misplace your collection of Lady Di memorabilia, Auntie Flo? If you'd like, you may borrow one of my pillbox hats while I'm away on holiday next month at the Cote d'Azur with my friends George Clooney and Christina Onasis...
Comment from lamove04 - 7/19/04 5:43 PM
oops, I meant "Princess Di"-- you've got me so flustered with your deplorably plebian antics that I almost forgot the royal title of my dearly and tragically departed BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD.. (Elton and I re-wrote "Candle In the Wind" together, oh what sad memories) --Albert/Madame G.
Comment from lamove04 - 7/19/04 5:50 PM
And ANOTHER thing: I believe that your copious fharting has stank up your own blog, my darlin'. "Re-Nuzit" has a lovely Flora-scent Blog-Deodorizer. There might be a 10% off coupon for it in your Sunday newspaper. Just a wee little suggestion in case company's coming by. --Albert/Madame G.
Comment from lamove04 - 7/19/04 10:43 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something Madame? I ...uh...was so distracted by the way your wildly overgrown eyebrows and that hair in your ears moved as you shouted - that I couldn't quite pay attention.
Plus the glare bouncing off of your purple petco sequined falsies was searing my retinas (tres, tres, annoying...i must say...)
...anywho..
I'm sorry, Dame Alberta - but your paltry delusions of grandeur, while mildly amusing, is a mental illness best left to the professionals - like myself, (and Sir Greggeth.)
...now, would you care for a pretzel? potato chip?
....perhaps nose hair trimmer....?
here, faithful followers, let me make this easy for you....>
12 comments:
Flora, Dahhhling.. I think you NEED to come by my Journal.. you and Galinka have been cast in the ultimate roles!
M
OMG, Flora...you crack me up! I'm severely biased here, due to the fact I was graced with your majesty's presence in person, not too long ago! Humbly bowing with love to my hysterical queen...
Damn your good!!!! Whew!
LMAO!!
-Connie
Highness honey, remind me to stay on your good side.
Why Madame G. is wasting her time on this trivial debacle is beyond me... frankly she has lost interest in the whole AOL Journal Awards thingie since her miniseries, "Glinka: Portrait of a Teenage Sex-Addict" was just nominated for several EMMIES... but she insists that I respond this morning to your latest word-pablum...
<pulling out the heavy artillery>
Some of you may not be aware that Madame G. has been afflicted for several decades with a grave mental disorder, which is accompanied by long stretches of HYPOMANIA.
(for further details, check out: http://journals.aol.com/lamove04/AlbertsWorldofArtsyFun/ )
Since you don't get out much, FloorSpace, here is a definition:
"A Hypomanic Episode is defined by a distinct period of persistently elevated, expansive, or irritable mood lasting at least 4 days (Or, in Madame G.’s case, years on end). The mood is also accompanied by additional symptoms, such as INFLATED SELF-ESTEEM OR GRANDIOSITY, a decreased need for sleep, pressured speech, flight of ideas, distractibility, increased involvement in goal-directed activities or psychomotor agitation, and excessive involvement in pleasurable and high-risk activities (such as blogging)."
Now I ask the good people reading this comment, and especially those who still have not voted in the 3, yes, I did say THREE MAJOR categories that the Madame has been so graciously nominated in: Would any of you want on your conscience the possibility that in any way, shape or form you discriminated against someone with such a clear, and CLINICALLY DIAGNOSED case of GRANDIOSITY? I appeal to your sense of common decency, which both the Madame and myself know abounds in the hallowed cyber-space of J-Land. (Yes, I can talk all fancy-like too, "Queen" Flo.)
to be continued...
The Madame responds, Part 2. (this belonged here, not in previous entry!)
I leave you all to commune with your Higher Powers as you search for your own personal truths in this matter. Just remember one last thing: A vote (or 3) for Madame G. is a vote (or 6) against the EVIL-DOERS of J-Land, one of whom (and she shall go unnamed at this juncture) has unsuspectingly lured you to her Pointless Place of Pukeyness for entirely self-serving reasons, while she hides behind a flimsy mask of fauxrrible royalty...
yours in TRUTH, Albert/Madame G.
Comment from lamove04 - 7/20/04 9:29 AM
ahahahhahahhaaaaaahahahah.... don't know if this is quite what Sir Gregg was invisioning, but it sure is funny!
ROFL ROFL ROFL!
Elizabeth
Oh Royal Queen, I pimped you today. So, I ask you and your constituants to visit my humble abode to determine if you approve of the pimping effort. ;-)
Faithfully,
http://journals.aol.com/cneinhorn/WonderGirl/
i hope you two know you are spreading craploads of laughter and good cheer throughout the lands....makes my day in peasantville lots brighter.
phinney
This is funny stuff. Gotta love it.
*** Coy ***
OMG, I'm guffawing here, lol.
I have read thy comments in the previous entries and I have been chastised. Needlessly I might add, because I have already voted for you. =P
You my dear queen, have put the R in royal and you have indeed come to my defense during the ugly masked vulgarity episode when the high and mighty J land editors have gleefully burned me at the stake.
Long live Queen Flo!
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