#366...just in case you were wondering

This just in from the desk of "The One True Religion"

Subj: [World Oligarchy] Re: Transparent Duct Tape 

Date: 7/5/2004 3:01:02 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: brendan.dillon@us.army.mil
Reply-to: truereligion@yahoogroups.com
To: truereligion@yahoogroups.com
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"Several weeks ago, Lori requested an official Oligarchy position on the new transparent duct tape, put out by Scotch. I have product-tested this tape. It is not quite as sticky as regular duct tape, but it is nearly so. In all other ways, it is up to the standards expected of any duct tape. So, transparent duct tape is approved by the Oligarchy.

Of course, we of the Oligarchy stand by our traditions, and therefore standard silver duct tape is the holiest of all duct tapes (especially made by our official manufacturer, Manco). However, since we also abhor fundamentalism, other brands and colors are also approved for general use, or as your situation requires. I am pleased to include transparent duct tape, despite my initial doubts (remember Clear Pepsi?), within that realm.

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Brendan, the Duct Tape Avenger,  | brendan.dillon@us.army.mil
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com

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