"Is it too much?.....be sure to squint as you approach - you may be blinded by my beauty..." ~ Eleanor of Aquitaine, The Lion in Winter.
..And the BEST USE OF pointless GRANDIOSE BEHAVIOR is....
~Floralilia - "The Queen of Pointless Posting"
~LA Move 04 - "Albert's Artsy Wolrd of Fun"
~Screamin Remo 303 - "Screamin' Remo"
~Slac Bac Mac - "Slack Back Mack -- the Log"
~VW Kwan - "Vincci's Pink Thoughts"
grandiose means:
1 : characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration
2 : impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur
....grandiose behavior? moi?...surely you jest...
ahem...
Here ye, Here ye - it has come to the Queen's (YOUR QUEEN'S) attention that Sir Greggeth the Graphic-homeister has issued an order to continue the rather dubious and subliminal art of pimping ourselves and/or others in (what else) - a grandiose and very serious manner via open forum - which, in this case, would be MY royally pointless blog - (can't get more grandiose than that folks, eh?)
But let it also be known (but not by this entry) that self-pimping has never come easily to this, (YOUR queen) - but being that my MINIONS demand it of me - I will play along solely for my own amusement, because no matter what the outcome of the said "up for grabs" category of grandiosity, THE QUEEN - (YOUR QUEEN), will forever and one day be humbled and satisfied to sit amid the other fine nominees ----> albert, slac, remo, and vincci - however briefly, and consider it a great honor to even be shoved into the limelight, again however briefly, with them - and by my fellow beloved and devoted bloggeurs.
This queen, (YOUR QUEEN), is eternally grateful for this.
and as far as Sir Greggeth's orders to pimp other journals - well, shucks, this queen - (YOUR QUEEN) - defies anyone in j-land to beat out SUCCULENT WISDOM in that department - for even after this particular party keg is killed, that party will still be going strong...and with party hats.
Now, having said all that loudly and with a grandiose type of overembellished flair - and as Sir Greggeth the dove-like hath suggested -
Let the Voting Games Beginneth!!
-----> vote here.
and ----------> 
(this, like most all others, has been a pointless service announcement.)
21 comments:
LMAO!!! God I love you!! You just keep me rolling!!!! Brilliant entry, full of the style which has made you most famous! Watch your back though (literally in this case) for Sir Albert the San Francisco Treat surely does breathe down thine neck fair Queen! Good luck! :-)
Oh My Queen! You do know how to tell a story!
I bow down to your greatness! LOL
-Connie
Yes, Queen Flo, heed Sir Greggeth's words of caution. I've got a big ol' glittery flavor-packet of San Francisco spices that OOZE Grandiosity, plus I've got my official DSM-IV diagnosis as a backup plan. So don't dust off the spot on your mantle for this award JUST YET... Albert/Madame G.
that may be, mah leetle bearded queenwannabe - but at least *my* c-cup isn't filled with birdseed...
unlike you dear alberta - true grandiosity is not purchased at a tag sale - it's inbred...er, it's in the genes, i mean...
Hello there. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading your journal. Please do stop by and visit mine.
http://journals.aol.com/realitycheckmco/AllThingsJustKeepGettingStranger
Thanks,
Michael
I'll have you know, my monthly Flo, that I purchased my breasts for FULL-PRICE at Petco! What strip-mall plastic surgery chain did yours, and did you get the 1/2-price-off Lipo job while you were there? (sorry this had to get so ugly so quickly, lol!) --Albert/Madame G.
(hee.)
actually my dear alberta - i am the fairest of the fair faeries au naturally. Strip malls, like male dragqueen stippers are commonplace, and hence have no place in the grandiose society. but of course, YOU wouldn't know that, would you - you frilly amateur! ah fhart in your general direction sir!
Your Highness, if you didn't indulge in a little self-pimping now & again, I'd be sorely disappointed.....Jon
Oh your Highness, we bow before your Humility.
V
Horrible Florrable: "Beano" works wonders on those "gassy" days. Not that Madame G. has problems with flatulence herself, just that she's seen the commercials while turning the channel to PBS... Albert
I can't stop laughing! Yes, you are the QUEEN! I agree with everything you say, and cast my vote for your Grandiose journal. I'm pimping my journal too I suppose. Best Newbie and best sappy heartwarming story ;-)
Good luck at the polls Royal One!
nettie/jersey shore
http://journals.aol.com/cneinhorn/WonderGirl
smiling softly - but yes, my good dame alberta - this queen - YOUR QUEEN - can and does - in appropriate circumstances, fhart - at will. The ridiculous product called "Beano" obviously defeats the purpose of said royal talent and is therefore completely unnecessary in grandiose society. But then, you should have already known this, eh? tsk!.. tsk!....amateur, again i say!
Surely, if you were of genuine, and not store bought, stock - you too, would be able to command complete control of even your most basic of autonomic bodily functions.
Obviously such talents are only reserved for royalty of the most highest order. Try as you might, such feats of grandiose character is NOT something that can be learned on the public television stations - bbc or otherwise. - to question my pointed flatulence once again only goes to show that you are not even familiar with the sacred and closely guarded gradiose rules of conduct.
pssst .. my vote CAN be bought :)
pamela
I vote yes, Queenie! "bowing humbly*
my dearest and most devoted bloggeurs - of course, bought votes, legally and illegally is totally within the rules of grandiosity...(don't tell the amateur)
Yippee and congrats!
if we vote for YOU is it going to make HIM cry?
i'd hate myself for that
lol
pamela
Congratulations on the nomination! Wow, a tough field to decide on. You and Slac and Albert in the same category, why do I feel that I would get burned at the stake if I choose any just one?! Sigh.
dame connie - flattery, my dear - will get you everywhere with me...
sir michael - i came, i visited, *and* i posted you in succulent wisdom...how's that for duty and service...
sir jayvee - well, i don't dare disappoint my loyal boggeurs now, would i - that's just not good "getting elected sense"...now, is it?
ah, sir vincent the omnipresent - surely i can count on your spying ability...and ability to defend your queen, and my good name...
ah, dear nettie - you are as fresh as an ocean breeze! welcome aboard..
lady pam - the check is in the mail....and do i look like i would care if we made him cry?....remember, all is fair in love and journal awards my pretty...
lady wildflower - you are as pure as an infant's first giggle...thank you!
lady judith - you were a cheerleader in an earlier life perhaps?
lady mara - of course, remember twas I who first came to the defense of your potty mouth and took on the aol editors and sacrificed my thursday position in the name of fairness and all that is good in the name of masked vulgarities... surely I can count on *your* vote of confidence...
LoL Congrats on your nomination, dear! Well-deserved. And you're listed among friends, I see! Very nice! Good luck to you all. It's going to be more difficult to choose this time around. I'm just glad things are slowing down around here, so I can get down and dirty with the awards and anniversary stuffs. Well.. maybe not "down and dirty".. but somewhere close. With less dirt, hopefully. :P
lady slo - with *less* dirt you say?...hmm, what is the fun in that, i wonder...
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