To those who do chooseth to participate, know there is safe haven here. Just do not, however, become an emotional drain, and suck the life out of the group or do any really weird stalking kind of thingeths, because then i might have to call upon mine uncle guido, and his cohort, "jimmy da thumbs". (dont ask).
Let it also be known to all, that there just might be opportunities for thou to expandeth thy horizons and have chance encounters with the unusual and interesting, as long as everyone's immunizations are up to date. Naturally, politeness and general good manners should always prevail, except, of course, when they shouldn't....
In closing, proper grammar and punctuation, should always be attempted even for the weak and feeble minded, except of course, when thou does not feel like it. Naturally, special dispensation and forgiveness for the glaring lack of capitalizations and contractions must be granted by you - to me - for the most part, because well, oft times i am just too lazyeth to shifteth the keyeths.
ewe might be too.
come now, pull up thy own seating arrangementeth, and let the games continueth...
P.S.eth: if thou does so agreeth to this petitioneth, please place thy signature beloweth.
i bid thee thankeths.
(perhaps i should have that lispeth looked into...)
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and let it also be witnessed that mine very own signature is hereby considered placed - for i have agreed and concurred with the above ramblings and duly promise to uphold and forever continue to post inspirations of pure sillyness, with occasional bouts of real information, for all to see from this day forward forever, and ever, amen.
Verily I say this unto thee,
I, Gregg the First, in all my grandiositudness, doth hereby swear to upholdeth and honoreth said doctrine for as long as I shall participateth. So it is written, So let it be done!
WERD(eth)!
Gregg
alas, while you may thinketh this proclamation is weirdeth - i say this unto thee...in the dayseth of little oldeth women suing macdonald'eth the first over a hot cupeth of coffee...a lesson shouldeth be learnt - and that is that one can never be too careful anymore without adding the proper caveats and purposefulness of said thingeths, regardless of the unfathomable depths of silliness. amen
and futhermoreth,sir greggeth- the queen is hereby pleased that you showed great astute-ness and displayed cunning ability to follow the official orders and hidden linkeths in the royal manner. in short, i am officially impresseth.
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