Friday, January 9, 2004

#144...on Fang Shui, by Catfucius

"There is great disorder in the heavens - but the cat still naps."

Catfucius says:  "The wise cat knows how to be in harmony with it's environment.  This is the essence of feng shui.  A cat enlightened in the ways of feng shui knows how to manipulate its environment to ensure the maximum flow of ch'i (life force).  If the cat's desires are met, excellent ch'i is achieved.  When the need of humans and cats coincide, peace and harmoney will prevail. 

When the needs of humans and cats clash (however) - peace and harmony will prevail -- for the cat."

....go ahead cat people - deny it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

beware of your mail cat lady......

Anonymous said...

How many cats do you have now?? Still can't replace the dachshund that survived being run over by Bud.

Anonymous said...

let's see - how many cats do i have...um,.....kitty makes one..and miss lucy(fer) makes...um...two. two cats. i've got two..cats. okay one cat, and a baby cat. but that's close to two cats. soon enough i'll really have two cats. i have two litter boxes too. one, two. two cats. okay, im beginning to sound a lot like "the count" of sesame street....i think i'll leave now..

Anonymous said...

p.s. the doxy bit the dust a long time ago...and not from being run over. she got old. she got sick. she died. in our arms, on the kitchen floor, if you must know...