#550...two things..

picked this up from Charley over at Courage

Two Names You Go By:

1. Flettera Floralilia, Queen of the Universe,

2. and, uh...Mom.

Two Parts of Your Heritage

1. my eyes,

2. and my hungarian hips.

Two Things That Scare You

1. tatphallasaurus's,

2. and Albert's eyebrows.

Two of Your Everyday Essentials

1. Coffee, 

2. and uh, coffee.

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now

1. slippers,

2. and a hair-net.

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at
the moment)

1.  perfect circle , Tool

2. Enigma

Two of Your Favorite Songs (at the moment)

1.  A perfect circle -  counting bodies like sheep

2.  A perfect circle - imagine

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than
Real Love)

1. real estate,

2. and the husband's body hair cleaned up in the bathroom.

Two Truths (confessions)

1.  I'm not really blonde.

2.  I'm really harmless.

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You

1.  abundant synapses,

2.  and experience.

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies

1.  eating small children,

2.  and teasing kittens.

Two Things You Want Really Badly  (assuming this means material things...)

1.  a personal attendant,

2.  and a personal attendant.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation

1.  the moon,

2.  and beyond.

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die

1.  recover from whatever is making me die,

2.  and finish cleaning out the closets.

Two ways that you are stereotypically a Chick/Guy

1.  I can multitask,

2.  and make babies.

Two things you wouldn't normally admit

1.  I like old people.

2.  and hate babysitting.