#551...on being tied up..no wait...

                             

...While waiting for the votes to be tallied, Queen Flora ponders the memories of the last few days of her having to defend the realm of 'Tudicity"....

                          

Which, if you remember, all started with a little nomination....  

that immediately turned into a little sparring with the Italian stallion of
Co-Grandiosity, Madam Glinka ...

                            

    that was then refereed by Andi, also known as the Official Court Biographer, 

                          

Which naturally turned into a little fun mudslinging (or maybe that was just lung mucous) over at Mortimer's Cafe...who then cleverly turned to the pity vote, by  attempting to disqualify himself from the running... 

                           

                     but upon hearing this news the natives grew restless...

                         

Until Sir Superfly B came to her rescue in a brilliant display of chivalry and undying support of the Queen.

(plus, we all know he always up for the chance to wear spandex.)

(and a cape.)

 

                    

then it was off to the realm of Sir Remo, which found Remo being, as usual....

 well, Remo...

               

 Until word got out that Albert developed a nervous case of flatulence -

         

          that seemed to thoroughly annoy the crochety ol' Yakvette to no end...

                      

   As Mortimer and Albert nursed their colds with a more than a few victuals...

                          

The lovely Flora and Mrs. L tastefully coordinated their formal VIVI attire and rehearsed their acceptance speeches...

                             

and incredibly - still there were some of you out there who just couldn't decide...
(or whose price had yet to been met...) 

 

                           ...but ultimately the votes were all counted...

                                          

                          and the final announcement was .......read.

             

                                        

                                            and then again..... re-read...

                          

                          and after a moment or two of contemplation...

 those two dirty little words finally sunk in.  "A tie."

                                 a tie?

               a tie?????!!!

 

                       

well, I suppose it makes for good entertainment....that is - if I were up for the best entertainment, which I wasn't.  You people better pay attention next year.

sheeze.

        

                  Congratulations to yet another evil Co-Queen in the realm,

                              Sir Mortimer the Co-Queen of 'Tudicity!

 

oh, and congratulations to uh...to me too, I guess.

for I dunno -  the best use of journal attitude or something...

                              

                                                        whatevah.

you people are crazy. 

                                                   (but thank you.)