#331..a typical day in the life of my mailbox

This is a sampling of the kind of mail that is usually in my inbox...

I am also proud to report that I am an honorary sheeplike follower. 

~ And I have the mug to prove it.

Subject: [World Oligarchy] Congressional recruiting
Date: 6/3/2004 11:05:45 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: brendan.dillon@us.army.mil
Reply To: truereligion@yahoogroups.com
To: truereligion@yahoogroups.com
CC: BCC: Sent on: Sent from the Internet (Details)

If this doesn't get the FBI's attention, nothing will.

Several years ago, I bought some Oligarchy business cards online. As a result, my address wound up on a multitude of business-oriented mass marketing lists. To this day, I get ads addressed to me as the "President" or "CEO" of The World Oligarchy several times a week.

Recently, I received a letter from a Congressman Richard Burr of North Carolina. He is running for the U.S. Senate this year on a platform friendly to small business, and has been soliciting donations from these same marketing lists. I will try to make a scan of his letter available in the future.

I couldn't resist sending him a letter to tell him what the Oligarchy really is. I mailed him the following response, under a full-color Oligarchy letterhead:

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Congressman Burr,


    I want to thank you on behalf of all The World Oligarchy’s senior officials for your letter explaining your campaign platform. I should probably explain to you the nature of The World Oligarchy. It is not a business, per se; rather, we are a small but growing group of individuals who wish to consolidate all of the world’s power into a single government, to be run by ourselves. As unusual as this may seem, we have found a number of supporters for our cause. And in exchange for our support in your campaign, we would like to invite you to be a part of our push for global rule.

    I believe that our goals and yours are complimentary, so you do not have to worry about betrayingyour constituents. You see, upon our takeover of the world, the seat of power will be established in our hometown of Raleigh, North Carolina. This will undoubtedly give the local economy an enormous boost, attracting business of all types from around the world.

    If you agree to pledge yourself to our cause, your support will not go unrewarded. Not only will we contribute generously to your campaign, we will guarantee you a seat in our own government as well. So as many of your colleagues, who foolishly refuse to pledge their loyalty to The World Oligarchy, are purged from their positions of political power, your own power will only grow, to levels beyond what you could imagine currently.

    All that we ask in exchange for all this is that when the time comes, you vote "yes." You see, we of the Oligarchy do not believe in bloody revolution and the days of old. Instead, we advocate change from within. As our support grows, more and more members of world governments will secretly be members of our cause. When our supporters constitute a majority, a bill will be passed which will sign power over to The World Oligarchy. At that point, we will come forward as the sole rulers of planet Earth.

    In the meantime, your support will be held in the strictest confidence. Our political supporters are treated with the discretion often afforded to undercover spies. Certainly you would not want the voting public to catch wind of you making this deal; but I can assure you, you have nothing to fear.

    You can learn more about the details of our cause at our website, http://www.holyducttape.com/ttr/ Now, you may be wondering how secret our organization can be if we publish all the details on the internet. The answer, of course, is that if you really want to hide something, the best place to hide it is in plain sight. Many people stumble upon our website and assume that we are a bunch of lunatics; but nothing could be further from the truth. Our website has attracted supporters from all over the world and all walks of life. We have members deeply involved in business, education, and even the U.S. military. So, as you see, we are a very lucrative group to be a part of.

    I hope that I can count on your support. Please let me know of your decision. Thank you.


                 Sincerely,


                    Brendan Dillon
                    Co-Ruler of the World
                    The World Oligarchy

          

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