After the dive, the Minnow hoisted her sails once again and set off for a little party time before returning to the Mothership. Rum libations flowed once again as easily as the wind, and the passengers relaxed to the rhythm of the waves. Tales of the day were spoken among each other.
Suddenly an ominous duel masted ship dubbed the Jolly Roger appeared off the ship's starboard side. The crew, jumped to their stations and readied themselves for battle.
"This calls for swift and immediate action," yelled Sam, the first mate - "On my count of three, we must deliver the deadliest of insults - the seafarer's moon - to those rotten scaliwags at large" The crew and passengers readied their positions...as the countdown was finally called..."One! Two!......Three!!!"
And there they all stood, all asses on deck...bent over... pants down... dutifully obliging their captain's direct order -
Great jeers and great gasps were heard across the water as the Jolly Roger adjusted her course and set off for the horizon - never to be heard from again.
4 comments:
LoL.. sounds like you guys really had a great time on your trip! And I loved hearing your thoughts on The Passion! Very interesting viewpoint!
thanks slo - we did have the best time...can't believe it is over..
stay tuned...i have a couple more postings yet to go...
LOL, adventures on the high seas! That must've been the traditional way of scaring off pirates ships!
i hadnt mooned anyone since like, high school...how liberating!
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