Okay, so lets take a closer look at the man, a pacemaker heartbeat away from the current President - this video is full of interesting nuggets...and the transcripts are right there for the reading too...
"So now you know, if you graduate (with a C) from Yale you get to be President, if you drop out (actually flunk out twice)- you get to be Vice President..." ~George dubya Bush
if you'd rather read - well here ya go ----> Ascent to Power
now go class, do your homework.....
Can someone please tell me why George Dubya keeps calling me personally to have me send in my absentee ballot? This is the third call so far...
When I plan on voting in person ...
Now I wonder is there something going on - what if everyone did as George said - and people voted AND sent in their absentee ballot - hmmm...
the ramifications of that, are well....slimy....
Tell me - who else is getting these kind of calls from George Dubya and Dick Hitler?...
is the Kerry organization calling anyone?
The Queen would like to know.
RESUME:
George W Bush
The White House, USA EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Andover and Yale University at the bottom of my class. I was a cheerleader at Yale.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Kenneth Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a Criminal record.
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history
I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
community.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
history of the United States government.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow
inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war detainees and thereby have
refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate ripoffs in history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
Please consider my experience when voting in 2004..
Ya hear?
http://www.bushcanbiteme.com/fun.shtml
"Oh yeah." --Vice President Dick Cheney, after being reminded that he and Sen. John Edwards had met three times previously, despite claiming they had never met prior to the debate
"Let me finish!" --President Bush, during the first presidential debate, after nobody interrupted him, leading to speculation that he might have been hearing voices
"I'm going to be real positive, while I keep my foot on John Kerry's throat." --President Bush, on his debate strategy
"The president is an alien. You heard it here first. The president is an alien. That's your quote of the day. He has been getting information from Mars. The shock of the debate will be the president's alien past will be exposed, which is why that box is there." --Bush campaign manager Ken Mehlman, on the bulge in Bush's back during the first debate
"America saw two very different visions of our country, and two different hairdos." --President Bush, on the vice presidential debate
"I own a timber company? That's news to me. Need some wood?" --President Bush, during the second presidential debate, failing to realize that he qualified as a small business owner on his 2001 federal tax return because of his part ownership of a timbercompany
"That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago. 400,000 people make some money trading on eBay." --Vice President Dick Cheney, arguing that the economy is doing better than reported due to eBay
("If we only included bake sales and how much money kids make at lemonade stands, this economy would really be cooking." --Sen. John Edwards, mocking Cheney)
"Can we win? I don't think you can win it." --President Bush, after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --President George W. Bush (Watch video clip; read more Bushisms)
"The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." –-President Bush, explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy
"F**k off." --Vice President Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton
"I've seen how things can work out pretty well for a C student." -President Bush, delivering the commencement address at Louisiana State University
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --President Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner
"The root word for befuddled is fudd, and the prefix for fudd is Elmer. He's the poor little dupe with the lightbulb head (with nary a watt in it) who is the volunteer foil for Bugs Bunny's lightning antics. He's practically taunted by the universe. Thank goodness he's too dim to realize it.
Elmer is most often cast as the hunter on the trail of Bugs or Daffy Duck, or both, although he often turns in his shotgun to take on other roles.
Because he takes everything at face value (he is not deep enough to take things any other way), he is easily confused. Elmer brings Bugs home for dinner (rather, as dinner) only to have the "wascawwy wabbit" dupe him into thinking there is a terrible outbreak of "rabbititus" and that they must be quarantined.
He is easily influenced, even by his enemies, and is more than willing to believe anything he is told, which plays right into Bugs's specialty. He is like a child, curious and incapable of true wariness, which makes him the perfect target for Bugs, whose well-being Elmer is constantly threatening.
The thing that sends Elmer into a fury is being made a fool, but he is such a fool that most of the time, he never notices. And he's got dozens of cartoons to prove it. "
Because this story shouldn't die an easy death -
there is a difference - a rather big difference - between being a poor, unprepared and unpolished speaker....
and a bobbing headed marionette puppet President of the United States of America....
so like many of you watching the first debate, I saw the "bush bulge" with my own eyes and thought, oh - look he's wired for a lapel mic....
until I realized there was no lapel mic...
So just who was he channeling? God, Elmer Fudd, Karl Rove perhaps?
Either way, the transmissions must have been garbled from time to time, which would explain his halting and poor responses and frustrated body language...and just who was he talking to when he stated blankly - "I, I , uh...Let me finish!.." when no one was trying to interrupt him...
to use Bush's own words - it's an "absurd asinuation," of course.....I'm just saying.....
