#542...The Official Floralilian Vivi-tude Proclamation

And the 2005 nominees for BEST USE OF ATTITUDE are:

Albert's World of Artsy Fun - lamove04
Do I Amuse You? - yakvette
Freely Floralilia,the official journal of pointless posting - floralilia
Mortimer's Cafe - luvmort
Mrs. Linklater's Guide to the Universe - jevanslink
Screamin' Remo - screaminremo303

uh... yeah. 

thanks.

a -lot.

Here Ye! Here Ye!

By order of the Co-Queen of Grandiosity, also known as Flettera Floralilia, the self proclaimed Queen of Pointless Posting, and author of the newly nominated FF- OJ -OPP, (my, but that does have a ring to it, eh?)

and also known as the wearer of the partially grown out gray roots and old lady slippers, doth hereby want it to be known to all that doth enter this said virtual premisis that:

A.  She is hereby accepting the nomination (and expects to win) the Best use of  Journal 'tude but only under the following conditions.

That I. The said Queen does NOT have to unnecessarily color her hair for this or any other co-nomination from this day forward.

That II. The said Queen does not have to get dressed in garments that unnecessarily constrict her breathing (specifically: underwire bras.) unless there be jogging, and so to avoid jiggling, that may be involved near the virtual finish line, if so needed.

That III. The same Queen does not need to wear fake eyelashes to bed (unlike Albert) in case she were to be awakened suddenly by hordes of uninvited paparazzi demanding a royal bedhead photo-op.

That IV.  That the infamous Mrs. L - promises to keep her voluminous vulvi properly covered at all times, even if she does wear mittens made from the hair of her husbands back, and cardboard boxes on her size 14 feet.

That V.  That the plebian Renee Russo poser, Yakvette, keeps her "giggity giggity" to a minimum whilst she routinely overindulges hers (and our) overactive imaginations.

That VI. The very lime green Mr. Mortimer Shagadelic swiftly and efficiently stage, in my honor, a royal jousting event between every tataphallasaurus left munching - uh no, strike that....for that would be just tooo ugly...

That VII.  That OFSR (Officer Friendly ScreaminRemo) return my stretching rack immediately. He can, however, keep the handcuffs but not the rack nor my cat-o-ninetails. The (sordid) details are none of your business. What.

Let it also be known beforehand that a special dispensation and pardon will be granted to all who enter the 'Tude Holy War of Nomination in the event that things get kinda ugly before this is all over.

For remember, my contemporary "O'tudies", not only do you have to deal with the Queen of 'Tudicity, moi - but also my Co-Queen, Albert the fair-y.  (And He's cranky even when he isn't on his rag.)

Therefore, you all have been justly and uniformly forewarned with extreme verbosity, in a manner that would please the most obfuscating sesquipedalian.

And so with that, let the games begin.

 

 

Oh, and an official PS:  aspecial thank you to all who wanted to see me join into this...this...circus.  A pox on your children I say.