and out.
because I still haven't started the Christmas thang yet.
i need to hire a surrogate mother
and wife
and business partner.
anyone available?
and don't anyone dare tell me that they are bought, wrapped, and ready to go - lest i shall chop off your head.
and plop it on the nearest lighted candy cane for all to see.
i can do that remember -
for i am now the self-proclaimed - frenzied, unprepared queen, who happens to be thin on patience at the moment.
so yes my children. be afraid.
be very afraid....
20 comments:
My Queen,
I've only bought two items so far...and I ordered them off the internet! You are not alone Your Highness!
Bah Humbug,
Connie
yikes! That guy reminds me of that evil Santa Killer from Tales from the Crept. (how my mother ever let me watch that HBO show is beyond me lol)
Is there a club for last second shoppers?? I think I would aslo fall into that catigory.
Much Love,
Mary
Hahahaha! I haven't bought enough gifts to fill the stockings yet, let alone put under the tree! And my decorations are still in boxes under the stairs. My goal is to have everything up and blinking by Saturday evening (notice how I didn't specify WHICH Saturday?)
Nope I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet being i'm broke. I'll probably be out there on Christmas eve. ohhhhhhhhhhhh woe is us.
I'm tempted to say I have everything bought, wrapped and ready to go just so you can chop my head off and then I'd have a perfectly good excuse for not being done!
Monica
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okay okay, i must confess: i went to costco today. (first time with the xmas shopping thang)
i had a certain book that i needed to get my boys before the ran out....
And, Ohh Ahhhh, i came up with a brilliant idea for theme. (((Jammies and Books all around, YAY!!!!
i'd love to say that was the end of it, but...... :::sigh::::
barbie~
No A, it must run in the family. It's genetic. No shopping, no decorations, let's just skip it. The new lawn ornaments have me hating not just Halloween but Christmas now. It's getting so garish, tacky. Not partaking in it, nope not I.
Virginia has said that she has what every woman truly wants..............
a wife!!!
I thought that somebody should start a business of "wife for hire" without all that messy and unpleasant sexual stuff that can muddy things up so thoroughly. Don't you think it's a great idea?????
xoxox,
judi
p.s. I am only getting a gift for my children and Virginia..........don't worry, you're not the only one.
Sure, I can do your shopping. I don't do any for myself. Well, something little for child and her bf. I gave it all up, and it is very liberating. It makes the shopping frenzy look very maniacal. I hope you get done soon. xoox
when you are done w/the surrogate...please route her my way...i have so much stuff that needs to be done! argh! -=P
Dear Dear Dear!
The Queen is threatening decapitation because her subjects have their fecal matter aggregated? Pity. I expected more magnamimousness from thee.
M
Your funny!
Today is Wednesday, December 8, 2004. If all goes well these next three days, I should have all my Christmas shopping for 2003 completed.
ummm..............I hate to say this but I am all bought and wrapped to date. There are a few stragler presents to aquire but what I own is currently under my christmas giraffe.
I've pondered, more than once... Why the bronze Trojan's ass light's up, on your award. Is that like a perpetual 'gas thing', specific to him?
Good to see you at 'The Train Station' this morning. I've been missing you, Flora.
~Brian
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ROFL!!! Poor thang.
SloMo <<--- is afraid. :P
LMAO!!
V
where are you keeping yourself these days milady?
M
I just can't believe that! Gather your servents and behead them! Dawn
Ehrm, consider my head chopped. My holidays came and went in quiet merriment, with my person unscathed. Don't hit me! =P
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