#127...the one true religion...the official invitation.

theonetruereligion , of which, i am a sheeplike follower.

and damn proud of it, thank you.

I hear the Fortress will be festooned with festivities this year...alack and alas, i cannot attend..my rsvp was as follows:

"Regrettably, i regret to inform you too, that i too, will be unable to personally imbibe in the welcoming festivities planned for the new year at the Impossible Fortress of Doom, at least for this new year, due to circumstances beyond my control, for one, being, that the Fortress of Doom, is built in a state much further away than mine, and to walk or drive there would be...well, just plain nuts. 

but I did appreciate the invitation. 

Also let it be known to all, that i will be one with you in heart and soul, and will proclaim my allegiance to the cause of the One True Religion, at the first strike of the first second of the hearalding of the new year, the new year being anno domini MMIV, otherwise known to some rappers (huh?) of y2k+4... 

But know to all, that you are all an impregnable force and my guiding light, and i kneel to the holy powers that be, as well as those which sustain the Fortress and all of her sheeplike followers.  I will also pledge to sacrifice my pseudovirginity in the name of the cause ....wait...er...well..uh...perhaps i hath just said too much... 

so in closing....happy new year to all.  i wish i could be with you. 

ps: the sheepdip, should it arrive in time, needs to be refrigerated. 

~ floralilia

sheeplike follower and keeper of the holiday sheepdip recipe."